Mon, 29 August 2011
The Freaks lay bare their sordid past once again in this SPINE-TINGLING episode about THE MAN, THE MYTH - PETE HESCH! Anybody who has listened to the show has probably heard the name come up and wondered "What the hell are they talking about?". Well, now THE STORY MUST BE TOLD! Sit back, take your shoes off and crack open a dozen or so beers, it's time for what may be THE FUNNIEST EPISODE OF TWO TRUE FREAKS EVER. WARNING - This episode of Two True Freaks may be an amusing story of Scott and Chris' youth, but it definitely not for the KIDDIES, it contains COARSE LANGUAGE and is COMPLETELY POLITICALLY INCORRECT. If you don't like HARSH LANGUAGE or UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS OF MORAL AMBIGUITY then STAY AWAY. Scott and Chris OPENLY ACKNOWLEDGE that they are HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PEOPLE. Two True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Feedback for the show can be sent to us at twotruefreaks@gmail.com You can now follow Scott on Twitter at http://twitter.com/NewFun6 and "Friend" him on Facebook! THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!
Direct download: Episode_209_-_TTF_Storytellers_-_Hesch.mp3
Category:Storytellers -- posted at: 3:48 AM |
Sun, 28 August 2011
Greetings to the puny minded denziens of this thing you call the Internet. My name is the Ultra Humanite and I am the most awesome villain to ever exist. You will all kneel before me and my vast criminal mind! I now posses the Powerstone and... Hey, hey, hey! Stop staring at my chest! Eyes up here, buddy. I may have the bodacious body of a forties era actress (thin waste, big hips, stacked like a brick outhouse) but I am all man in the cranium. So you just keep those dirty thoughts to yourself because I am not interested. ANYWAY... Apparently this is the site that hosts a radio program (or a podcast as you future people call it) that is all about the Justice Society hosted by two gentlemen (and I use the term loosely) named Scott and Michael. After listening to the latest episode I realized that they were talking about me during their discussion of All-Star Squadron #22 and I cannot let their insults go unchallenged. It is true that they discuss how Deathbolt and I soundly defeated Superman and the rest of the All-Stars but they also have the gall to mock me and my criminal genius. Sure I started out my bad guy career forming the Cab Protection League where I tried to force other cab companies out of business but that was just step one in a long and involved plan to take over the world. First the cabbies...then planet Earth! It is as simple as that. I guess Michael and Scott cannot understand such things, especially since they spend most of the episode talking about comic book movies of the past few years and what problems they have had with them. They also discuss how Superman just doesn't get the respect he deserves, which is just wrong. ONE DAY I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE! UNTIL THEN, LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE AND THEN WRITE IN ABOUT HOW YOU AGREE WITH ME THAT I AM AWESOME AND THEY ARE SILLY! Next time: All-Star Squadron #23 and the first appearance of my henchman AMAZING-MAN! Visit Devin Clancy's Online Comic Shop!! Two True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Feedback for the show can be sent to us at talesofthejsa@gmail.com You can now follow Scott on Twitter at http://twitter.com/NewFun6 and "Friend" him on Facebook!
Direct download: JSA_Ep_056.mp3
Category:Tales of the Justice Society of America -- posted at: 3:22 PM |
Mon, 22 August 2011
In this MASSIVE episode, The Freaks are joined by Chris Gallo, Chris Tyler - The Hair Metal Hero, Sean "Joe Anthrax" Engle, Sean Foster and Andy Leyland to discuss the SCANDALOUS rejected Wonder Woman pilot and the Captain America movie. WARNING - There is some adult content in this episode, as that is what happens when you get 7 guys together to discuss Wonder Woman. Chris Honeywell is ridiculed for completely "bolloxing" the first try at this show, Scott is humiliated for watching superhero porn and Andrew Leyland's sexuality is called into question simply because of his nationality and despite the fact that he is married with kids. Yeah, nobody gets away clean in this one. Mecha-Space Hitler rears his ugly head and get ready for WONDER SHE-MALE AND MOLESTER-BOT! It's three hours of RED WHITE AND BLUE STAR SPANGLED GLORY! LISTEN TO ANDY'S AWESOME PODCAST - HEY KIDS, COMICS! CHECK OUT NICK MADDOX'S PODCAST - GEEK NEW WAVE Two True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Feedback for the show can be sent to us at twotruefreaks@gmail.com You can now follow Scott on Twitter at http://twitter.com/NewFun6 and "Friend" him on Facebook! THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!
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Fri, 19 August 2011
Greetings, everyone! My name is Superman and in addition to being the most awesome thing to ever happen to life on Earth I also guest star in All-Star Squadron #21, which happens to be the book Scott Gardner and Michael Bailey are covering this week on something called a podcast. I'm not entirely sure what that is because it is 1942 but I understand it has something to do with a computer. Mike and Scott must be wealthy to afford such things as a computer in this era takes up most of a city block. In any case, on this "podcast" thing Scott and Mike discuss how I team up with the All-Star Squadron and the Justice Society to fight a bunch of awesome bad guys. Hawkman and crew take on Cyclotron while Liberty Belle, Green Lantern and I fight Deathbolt, which sucks because I was totally going to score with Belle despite Green Lantern just HAVING to tag along, the jerk. One of my oldest villains shows up at the end too, so all in all this is one swell adventure. After that the guys go on long tangents while supposedly covering the ads and talking about what else was going on in something called the Multiverse. They talk about arcades and video games and anniversary issues, which was all very fascinating and by fascinating I mean I fell asleep halfway through. Man those guys are chatter boxes. They do play a clip of my radio show, which was sixteen different kinds of cool. This episode might be long, but it sure is packed with a lot of...content. Yeah, I'll setlle with content. Next time: More awesone Earth-2 action. What the hell is Earth-2? Two True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Feedback for the show can be sent to us at talesofthejsa@gmail.com You can now follow Scott on Twitter at http://twitter.com/NewFun6 and "Friend" him on Facebook! THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!
Direct download: JSA_Ep_055A.mp3
Category:Tales of the Justice Society of America -- posted at: 5:03 PM |
Mon, 15 August 2011
This month, Chris, Scott and Michael discuss all the fun stuff you've come to expect. Michael drinks beer and discusses BIG ASS FRIES, Chris discusses his gall bladder and Scott yearns for more healthy alternatives at fast-food restaurants and SALADS DON'T CUT IT. Then, it's the TRIUMPHANT RETURN of Kirkman's "The Walking Dead" with TWO WHOLE ISSUES! Elvis Superman is discussed, Scott has a new comic shop, the Planet Of The Apes comic is discussed and the boys eagerly anticipate the Apes movie. Of course, there's the ever-popular Top Five List, and Chris reads an EMO THOR comic! ALL THIS AND MICHAEL BAILEY'S NEW MICROPHONE! Two True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Feedback for the show can be sent to us at twotruefreaks@gmail.com You can now follow Scott on Twitter at http://twitter.com/NewFun6 and "Friend" him on Facebook! THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!
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Sat, 13 August 2011
(cough...cough...blood...cough) Hey there, folks. Brain Wave here again. I just got back from the ass whooping lynch mob that was the combined forces of the Jutsice Society of America and the All-Star Squadron who...well...they whipped my ass pretty good. Turns out I am not as smart as I thought I was. I thought I had everything figured out but then All-Star Squadron #20 went down and it turns out that a certain hero with an emerald ring screwed everything up for me. It was a pretty cool story, though. Scott and Mike of Tales of the JSA tell you all about it in their 54th episode. They cover the story from top to bottom and as usual talk about the things they liked and what they didn't like. After that they talk about the ads of the book which once again sucked pretty hard. The Meanwhile column was cool but ever since those Hostess Fruit Pies ads dried up Mike and Scott have been kind of lost. Apparently dramatically reading those ads gave them purpose or something. I think my ribs are broken. Someone should call a doctor. Once the ads are finished the guys talk about what else was going on in the DC Multiverse and tackle three e-mails from the same guy, which sparks a lot of good discussion. I am sure Scott and Mike would like to thank Luke for writing in and providing that much grist for the mill. ........ ...Sorry...lost consciousness for a while there. And I just soiled myself so while you listen to the episode I will seek medical assitance. Next time: All-Star Squadron #21. It's pretty epic. Brain Wave out.
Direct download: JSA_Ep_054.mp3
Category:Tales of the Justice Society of America -- posted at: 4:58 AM |
Mon, 8 August 2011
STOP THE SPACE PRESSES! Two True Freaks have suspended the normal format and bring some love to the much-maligned Star Trek V - The Final Frontier! Grab some popcorn, put in the movie and then listen to Scott and Chris talk all the way through it! Is it a MASTERPIECE? Certainly not, but it's definitely a SHATNERPIECE! Buy 'Star Trek V: The Final Frontier' on DVD!! Two True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Feedback for the show can be sent to us at twotruefreaks@gmail.com You can now follow Scott on Twitter at http://twitter.com/NewFun6 and "Friend" him on Facebook! THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!
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Fri, 5 August 2011
GREETINGS TO THE RABBLE THAT LISTENS TO THIS SHOW! It is I...BRAIN WAVE...master criminal and three time winner of the Dr. Sivana Look-A-Like Contest and I have hi-jacked this entry to put you under my thrawl in my plan to take over the world! The small minded simpletons that host this show...Scott and Mike...have once again teamed up to yammer on about an issue of All-Star Squadron (issue 19 to be exact). In that issue I...BRAIN WAVE...have kidnapped the Justice Society of America, which is like the coolest thing ever, right? Anyway, the All-Stars show up and try to stop me but they can't because I am the most awesome thing to ever happen to planet Earth. Ouside of talking about this issue Mike and Scott talk about a whole bunch of other stuff too and that is where the seeds of my takeover attempt will be planted. I have stolen this episode and laced it with subliminal messages that will cause you to bow before my large and sexy cranium! So when Scott is talking about the World's Fair or Mike is talking about...well...whatever the hell Mike talks about you will fall further and further under my control! Resistance is futile! I control you and soon I will control the world! Next time: Why am I bothering to write a next time? I will control planet Earth by then. Oh well, in case something happens and I haven't dominated the world Scott and Mike will talk about All-Star Squadron #20. And Mike will fight a bear. Two True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Feedback for the show can be sent to us at talesofthejsa@gmail.com You can now follow Scott on Twitter at http://twitter.com/NewFun6 and "Friend" him on Facebook! THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!
Direct download: JSA_Ep_053.mp3
Category:Tales of the Justice Society of America -- posted at: 7:26 AM |
Wed, 3 August 2011
This time around, Chris is joined by Luke Jaconetti, the instigator of this particular episode by sending me to this particular "gem", "The Legend Of Dinosaurs And Monster Birds"! MISERY LOVES COMPANY! You can watch this particular stinkeroo on Google Video for FREE! IT'S ALMOST WORTH IT! WATCH THIS TERRIBLE MOVIE HERE! Two True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Feedback for the show can be sent to us at twotruefreaks@gmail.com You can now follow Scott on Twitter at http://twitter.com/NewFun6 and "Friend" him on Facebook! THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!
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Mon, 1 August 2011
This month the Freaks do a little housekeeping on their homepage, discuss the AWESOME SWAG they recieved this month and address bootleg Jango Fett masks. THEN, it's on to the MEAT of the show - MARVEL STAR WARS COMICS! this month we see our heroes get kicked off a water world, Artoo save the day and hear Princess Leia's puberty-inducing singing voice. Yes, it's THAT kind of episode, the kind where you ask "Why the hell are they talking about the Popeye video game?". If you listen all the way to the end, you get recruited into The Avengers by Nick Fury. BUY AND READ THE STORIES DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE!! Two True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Feedback for the show can be sent to us at twotruefreaks@gmail.com You can now follow Scott on Twitter at http://twitter.com/NewFun6 and "Friend" him on Facebook! THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!
Direct download: Star_War_Monthly_Monday_33.mp3
Category:Star Wars Monthly Monday -- posted at: 3:55 AM |
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